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Unemployment, New York City and Psychics

After graduating from graduate school, I spent a week in New York City. For as long as I can remember, I have wanted to visit the city that never sleeps. After sacrificing two years of my life to the intellectuals, … Continue reading

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Dispelling the Myth of Concordia Bling

As an alumna of MSUM, I am supposed to hate Concordia. It’s an unspoken rule. Every student at MSUM would much rather be a fire-breathing dragon than an asexual cob of corn. My best friend is a Concordia alumna, and … Continue reading

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If the Suit Fits, Buy It!

The Limited thinks I am freak, so does Express, Macys and Ann Taylor. I was not aware of my freakishness until last week when I was in immediate need of a power suit, and nothing fit.  For the past three … Continue reading

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I Don’t Need MySpace, Thank You

I don’t like MySpace; I think it’s lame. This statement surely renders me an anomaly among my peers. Although I have tried, I simply cannot find a purpose for MySpace in my life. In fact, I find it a bit … Continue reading

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Minnesota Nice is a Luxury I Can’t Afford

Since New Year’s Day, it’s been all over the news. Beware! The obscure St. Paul raper prowls the east side of the city, praying on the vulnerable. A 54-year-old woman and 13-year-old girl are among his victims. It was just … Continue reading

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Corporate Culture Matters

I have my dream job. I work in a trendy neighborhood in a downtown metropolis. I report to a newly renovated building that boasts tons of character and artistic flare. When I come in to work, I immediately go to … Continue reading

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An Unwarranted Blast from the Past

I was one of those people who exited high school and never looked back. I literally left my own graduation ceremony early and bid a blissful farewell to the four most unfortunate years of my life. In other words, I … Continue reading

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I Don’t Want to Flashdance

In case you have not gotten the memo, the 80’s are creeping back into style. Leggings, oversized sweaters and large belts are making an appearance on runways across the globe. I got the memo last summer but refused to accept … Continue reading

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Real Beauty has my Vote

Last semester, I found myself enthralled in an interesting project. I was required to prepare a mini thesis, and I choose to research sexually provocative ads and the technology boom. At first glance, these concepts seem to have very little … Continue reading

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Fundamentalists Scare Me

About a year ago I was dinning with some friends at a fast food restaurant. It was late at night and only a few people were scattered throughout the lobby. I was telling a story about a girl I knew … Continue reading

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